Top Five – Flying Annoyances

1. People who wait until they get right next to x-ray scanners, THEN take off their coats and shoes and remove other items. Do it before you get there.
2. People who stand in the middle of the plane aisle taking their coats off and removing items from their luggage. Do it before you get to your seat, or in your seat so everybody else can get to their seats.
3. People who put their luggage sideways into overheads. Put it in lengthways.
4. People who stand in queues even before flights are called.
5. People who haven’t showered or brushed their teeth before flying. A case for bringing back birching.