Does it surprise you how many terms there are for being drunk? There – I’ve already used two terms. This post was inspired by hearing somebody say they were “bungalowed”.
Here follows a list, off the top-of-my-head:
Pissed, wasted, trollied, twatted, mullered, tipsy, slaughtered, two-sheets, caned, out-of-it, sozzled, sloshed, shit-faced and soused.
Do you have any to add to the list?
Hehe, “legless” and “hammered” both spring to mind. I guess I haven’t commented in a while as I hadn’t seen the new blog header photo, I like it
Rat-arsed is another.
Glad you like the header photo. I miss New Zealand a lot.
miraculous, pie-eyed, spannered…
Would love to contribute but I’m too tiddled. “Bungalowed” is stretching it, they were obviously under the influence.
Good luck with the book shop. Keep your overheads as low as possible, (including staff costs) and serve great coffee with cakes.
You could also get a licence for booze then we could all visit and read, and get (shopping) trollied on the house!!
So on a serious note then, my advice is too diversify a little also, have a twist or a complementary product / service, as an extra valuable attraction and income stream.
Make sure you’re not near to Waterstones too.
Good luck,
Ade
Wise advice, oh Master Ade. Thank you very much! Diversity and ingenuity are the tenets of my aims, if the bank lends me the money!
It’s the only proper bookshop for miles and miles.