annoying things parents do

Mum:
- saying “pardon” to everything I say, despite hearing exactly what I said
- leaving the windscreen wipers on, despite the rain ending five hours ago
- driving up to a junction and applying the brakes and the clutch - with no engine-breaking (bringing the clutch back up, between gear-changes)

Dad:
- coughing incessantly and then sneezing
- asking if I’m alright

A four hour trip to Norfolk was quite a testing time. The new Sat Nav Dad got just increased the petty arguments.